So there I stood, half a pint of Fosters or Budweiser (not sure which) thrown over me, red imprint of my hand on the right side of her face staring back at me!! How the hell did I allow this b***h to get me so mad!?! And to think the night started off so promising...
... lemme start from the beginning... no, let me start from the middle.
Ok....
... that should be enough of an intriguing start to a purely fictitious story to make the eyebrows raise of all that received the email notification but couldn't be bothered to email me their email address and therefore receive privileges to belong to our exclusive little club! Their loss... in de face!
Now, how are you all doing? It's been so long... but now the time is right! I'll be mixing it up between written blogs and video blogs (the word 'vlogs' makes me cringe) for the time being, at the moment I'm feeling like written is the way to go. Let me know your thoughts. To make the written blogs slightly more multi-sensory I have decided to include some reading music. So, without further ado (?) press play on the embedded thingamajig and let's get these 39 Steps started!
So, as impossible as my beautiful face makes this seem, my... wait for it... 39th birthday is rapidly approaching! Yes, I know... I look good... it's no big deal, really. Of course a big part of it is down to genetics, but there is a significant amount of effort that you too can put into gaining results in the 'looking this good' department and you know what, it's your lucky day. Well, not today exactly, but some time soon I will share with you the secrets that will get you here. I know, sounds too good to be true but it IS true, unless of course you are a single female over the age of 28. For you there is a whole other blog that will help you to prosper, but for the rest of you, it's on. But I digress....
The purpose of THIS blog is not to brag about the fountain of youth I have found but is to ask for your help. I am in the process of putting together a program of activities, for want of a better description, things that I believe would really make 39 worth remembering. Things that if I don't intentionally set out to achieve, I may never get round to doing, things that I can tick off, not in a 'oh shit I'm almost 40!!! PANIC!' kinda way, because far from panicking, I'm looking forward to the time where I'm present during the 'how old are YOU then?' conversation that seems to happen a lot around me and I get to say, 'why would I lie?' as a part of my answer. (the truth is that happens now but you know, 40's way more impressive!)
So far things on my list are:
1. Go to Cadbury's Land or whatever it's called and eat fresh chocolate!
2. For every book that I am tempted to buy, read one that I already have but haven't read.
3. Cook for more people. Ok let's be specific, Soliheen (don't you hate it when people say 'pacific' when they mean 'specific') and set an actual target... um.... 20... no.... 10... ok 12. Cook for 12 new people. No wait... 10!
4. Consistently go to Wing Chun class. I suppose consistently means at least once per week? I dunno, funds are low right now but that shouldn't stop me....? Um... let's say 50 classes.... I think... (no one is holding me to any of these btw....)
5. Go to a new country. Well, the country doesn't hafta be new, that would really limit my options now, I just hafta be new to the country. Yeah that's doable.
Ok, all self indulgent, I know, these are just off the top of my head really and that's why I'm reaching out to steal... I mean, ask for your ideas. What should I do during my 39th year on this planet? Any recommendations? Nothing reckless of course although I know you all (think you) got jokes. Shall we say 39 things? Sounds good to me.
Now to put the record straight on a few things:
1. Spit n Move is most definitely gonna happen again. Don't know when but it's on the cards so watch this space.
2. I know I owe you the cooking blog where you gave me the ingredients, I have not forgotten, again it's on the cards now I'm messing with the new FCP.
3. I also realise that I owe you the edited version of this year's ice skating video, again, in the cutting room.
So let me know how you have all been? What's new? Catch me the hell up!
How do you feel about having to kinda log in to read/view the blog? I need this space to be a little secure for us all so let me know if it's not working right and I'll see what can be done. How do you feel about the idea of written babble? Prefer video babble? I'm more likely to be able to make written babble consistently regular with video babble intermittently sprinkled into the mix but let me know your thoughts.
Ok enough of this.... gimme your ideas for my 39th year. We only have 15 more days to decide!! And just in case you were wondering, food, money... these are the preferred gifts. Food is right up there though! Hook it up!